randywhorton:

Unlimited gotdamn flex

one of those days where ur so tired u dont even wanna jack off

i feel like slamming a girl onto a bed and then having her sit on my face

sniffing:

this could be us but you playin

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xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

this girl keeps asking me what i want to eat , im so tempted to say her ass

why do people care about prices on tattoos? that’s not something u wanna cheap out on. 

car parts or tattoos

first world problems