Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
the only hip hop i listen to is that dirty south stuff from the early 2000’s.
just watched 50/50. oh my god man, i cry during every single movie. such a good movie







