You don't know the power of the darkside

gossipgran:

vaginas are gross if you have one please dont talk to me

just found out there’s yoga designed specifically for men and it’s called “broga” 

whenever i see pictures of collarbones on here i just think about the time i broke mine, and how bad it hurt. but the cool thing is you can’t even tell i broke mine

nobody wants a boyfriend in the military, so i will be alone for 6 years. :’)

so  i signed a 6 year contract… :’)

I had all these sticky pads on me, where wires are connected to them and they monitor your heart and stuff. And I had to jog on a treadmill that was getting faster and faster. And then the nurse told me my smile was beautiful. Lol

first world problem. wanting to watch TV and listen to music at the same time :/